Dinner And A F$#@!& Up Movie

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Ron and I outdid ourselves with this one… the film is pretty foul, and I think I was pretty clever with dinner, but we’ll let you be the judge of that.  

With this little film, we’re probably gonna lose a few of you. The Human Centepede isn’t for the faint of heart, but we swear they’re not all going to be this bad.

We knew what we were watching without even thinking about it. We’ve had the Human Centipede in our queue since it was showing in the theaters and we realized we had the misfortune of missing it on the big screen. It was really funny, actually, I saw someone had written in about the film to The Mountain Express, our local independent newspaper, and they said that it was “the most disgusting movie ever made” and then they rambled on about how movies like (The Human Centipede) shouldn’t be made and had no place… blah blah blah.  I immediately emailed Ron and said something to the effect of, “OMG we HAVE HAVE HAVE to see this!!!” I quickly received his response, “I heard about this movie and YES we HAVE to see it!”

We are so lucky we found each other. Sometimes, when I think about the terror I’ve inflicted on lesser men with my movie choices… heh.

So, we made plans to head to the Fine Arts that afternoon and quickly realized that it had just made its departure from there. *cry* But, it was already on Netflix waiting to be released! Into the queue it went and a few months later in was in our hot little hands!

Here is the Netflix synopsis:

After their car breaks down while in Germany, Americans Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie) wind up at a remote villa — and soon find themselves trapped in a nightmare. Dr. Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser) kidnaps them for his demented experiment to create a human “centipede.” The plan includes removing their kneecaps so they must walk on all fours, then surgically connecting them to a Japanese man to create a bizarre human chain.

Sounds perfect!

I mulled over what to make for this film and I couldn’t quit giggling when I remembered one of the first things I learned how to make - Caterpillar Potatoes. Silly? Yes. Delicious and easy? Yes.

It was decided.   

Greek Chicken and Caterpillar Potatoes

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The Human Centipede and a cheeky little recipe!

This film has been called “the most disgusting movie ever made” and a “cinematic travesty.”

*swoon*

Can’t wait to see what the fuss is all about!

Cheers!

Dani and Ron